Perhaps even more titillating than seeing your team's maniacs hitting the gridiron again, is the news that myself and Arni will be back for another season to bring you the most vicious blocks, jaw-dropping touchdowns and dastardly plays. Speaking of Arni, can someone wake him from hibernation? No I can't do it, I'm broadcasting! I don't know, send the intern? Isn't that what they're for?!
Arnild Swoonzenorger: ZzzzzZZZzZZzzz...ZZ-gffti'llripyourheartoutandfeedittoyourgrandmothermmmh...ZzZzzz
Phillipe: We are currently in the registration process right now, with teams from all over the Old World applying to join the division. Also, as a bonus incentive for new teams the league is awarding an extra 100k to help with your set up!
Intern: Uhh... Mr Swoonzenorger...
Arnild: ZzzzZz..Huhh?
Intern: The new season starts soon, it's time to wake u-AHHHH!!
Arnild: Urghh, wha? What? WHAT!??! WHO ARE YOU, INTRUDER? I'LL FLAY YOUR SKIN FROM YOUR BODY AND TURN IT INTO A BLANKET! LEAVE ARNILD BE, HE WILL WAKE WHEN HE'S READY, AND NO WORTHLESS MAGGOT WILL TELL HIM OTHERWISE!! GET OUT OF HE- Oh... Can Arnild get a cleaner in here?
Phillipe: Hah, oh Arni, you foolish rapskallion. The success of the previous leagues has attracted a number of veteran players, who will be available for hire by the new kids on the block, meaning teams are going to be ready to get stuck in even quicker than usual. For those interested in signing up just follow the instructions below, and I'll see you for kick off!
Arnild: ...don't miss that arm, you cretin! Arnild's going back to slumber, wake him in a few weeks... make it a month...
Season III Sign Up
Those interested in signing up with a new or old team should use the roster link found on the front page and follow the league rules for the special MAD team creation rules, which can also be found on the front page too. The biggest changes for this season are;- New teams receive 1,100,000gc to make their roster
- New teams may purchase skills for three players as part of their initial roster
- The Piling On skill is available this season
- The number of friendlies your are able to play are limited
- Pete Hunt will also will join myself in Commissioner duties this season
See the league rules for more specific information.
To sign up please send your rosters to Dan the below email address, and any questions you have can be directed there too.
madopenleaguebb@gmail.com
